Hot 20-something girl on cell: Does it mean that I'm less of a person because I have a smaller crotch?
–Starbucks
Woman at coat check in hair salon: Do you have another hanger? I don't like this one, it's too big.
–49th St & Madison Ave
Drunk guy: Next stop, Mineola. All large and regularly sized olas, please get off at mineola.
–LIRR
Overheard by: VV
Crazy Jamaican guy, shouting: Everywhere I go, I see big men. Big men, wearing big suits. Big men, big suits. What do they know? They don't know god!
–District Court, Hempstead
Overheard by: Big Larry
