40-something woman, about ex-husband and new wife: I guess that's why he's so pussy-whipped now, because he was so stubborn with me, and figured that's why it didn't work out.
–Starbucks, Astoria
Overheard by: Ashley
Female student, embracing male student: Everyone says we have an abusive relationship, but I think what we have is special.
–Columbia University
Thug on cell: No, you is my girl. You is my girl until I say so.
–Astoria
Overheard by: Topher
Guy on cell: You should give her the heave-ho. (pause) Isn't that worse than leading her on? (pause) Unless you want to use her for a while. (pause) That's allowed.
–Herald Square
Girl discussing her relationship with a friend: He's trying. Last night he made apple sauce.
–73rd St & West End Ave
Overheard by: Rani
