Wednesday One-Liners Are Tired Of Being Asked to Point Out Carrie Bradshaw's House

Tour guide to group of middle-aged tourists: Now, this block in particular has been very influenced by the Israelis.

–MacDougal & Bleecker

Overheard by: Genevieve

Tour guide to bus full of unimpressed tourists: "Cookie" is a Dutch word! And "boss," like your boss, that's a Dutch word too!

–Blue Tourist Bus

Ghetto yellow-shirted bus tour guide on cell: Oooooyee, we was high last night boy!

–42nd St & Broadway

Tour guide to to large crowd: You will get hit, and it will be your fault!

–Times Square

Overheard by: Daniela John