Tour guide to group of middle-aged tourists: Now, this block in particular has been very influenced by the Israelis.
–MacDougal & Bleecker
Overheard by: Genevieve
Tour guide to bus full of unimpressed tourists: "Cookie" is a Dutch word! And "boss," like your boss, that's a Dutch word too!
–Blue Tourist Bus
Ghetto yellow-shirted bus tour guide on cell: Oooooyee, we was high last night boy!
–42nd St & Broadway
Tour guide to to large crowd: You will get hit, and it will be your fault!
–Times Square
Overheard by: Daniela John
