English teacher, seeing colleague with baseball bat over shoulder: It's time for corporal punishment!
–English Class, Bronx HS of Science
Overheard by: Lillian
History teacher: Sometimes this class just makes me want a cigarette and a stiff drink. Too bad I don't smoke anymore. Well, cigarettes, at least.
–Hunter College High School
History teacher: Zinn's lens is very very dark… Much like Nicole Richie's sunglasses.
–Millennium High School
English teacher: There's a very thin line between orgasms and spiritual revelation.
–Hunter College High School
Teacher: Any more questions? (pause) Let's talk about terrorists.
–Bronx High School of Science
Overheard by: urbanadventurer
