Hipster guy: Hey, remember that time Dave was in New Haven trying to buy weed and instead they gave him crack?
–F Train
Man shouting on subway platform: There is never a bad time to smoke crack! I ain't never turned down a hit of crack!
–Union Turnpike
Crazy guy: Sociology! Professor, doctor, lawyer! Whoremonger! Crackhead!
–Broadway & Prince
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Agitated man to girlfriend on the verge of tears: No! You aren't listening to me! I never said you were a crackhead!
–1 Train
