Wednesday One-Liners Aren't Limited to the Earth Plane

Serene yoga instructor: And what I want you all to do now it tuck your tail bone. What is tucking your tailbone exactly? It's kind of like humping the floor. (pause) I'm sorry, that's the best way I can describe it.

–St. Mark's

Guy on cell: I just went to the psychic and she says you're going to have a wonderful new start in Israel!

–F Train

Overheard by: halcyon

Teen girl to bored friend: No, I swear to god. It's like I've got a fifth sense or something. Psychic-kinesis. I can write words in my mind!

–91st & Columbus

20-something on phone: So I told her I started this thing where I read her horoscope in the morning, before I talk to her, to see if she'll have a good day or not, because she's so bipolar. I'm so over it.

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Lizzington