Drunk blonde girl on cell: I'm here! I'm here! I don't know where I am!
–St. Marks Place
Overheard by: Kristin
Guy on cell: I'm coming up Bedford, and… I don't know, on the corner of Bedford and Jews.
–Bedford & Heyward
High school boy on cell: Where am I at? I'm in morning… Uh, morning wood park.
–Morningside Park
Overheard by: wirehead
Teenage girl on cell: I don't know where I am … I'm just here!
–Sheridan Square