Guy: He spends half the time summarizing the text with pantomime.
–Computer Lab, NYU
Overheard by: AH
Normal-looking guy, conversing with invisible person: What? You can't read and write? Man, you ain't never gonna get your manhood back if you don't know how to read and write!
–F Train
Overheard by: DeaMcK
Girl inside store: Books that aren't spiral-bound. That's my problem in life. I can't turn the pages.
–Staples
Overheard by: JF
Am new york guy: Read about something in am New York! Read about something in am New York!
–34th St
Overheard by: erkala
Mom: Okay, so his punishment is he's not allowed to read…
–14th St & 4th Ave
