Thug, yelling: What you know about antioxidants, son?
–Times Square
Thug to pigeon walking in his path: Yo, move dawg! (pause) Move, nigga!
–Broadway & 17th St
Overheard by: Laughing my ass off
Thug on sample iPhone, in Apple store: Look, you stay on your side of town and I'll stay on my side of town.
–58th & 5th
Overheard by: Caset
Thug on cell: No! Don't interrupt me, man. Don't interrupt me, nigga, I'm trying to tell you how to cook a casserole!
–Downtown 1 Train
Overheard by: Connor A.
