Rugged man on cell: I haven't had time to get my freaking eyebrows done since I got out of jail, it's a good thing my girlfriend likes bushy eyebrows.
–Jackson Heights
Overheard by: Mama Masala
Tough-looking dude to another: Yo, the last thing you wanna do is get locked up in Miami during spring break!
–34th & Madison Ave
Guy: What's the name of that asshole who married that scumbag that went to jail?
–New York Public Library
Little girl screaming after her mom: I'm not going to jail, mommy, you goin' to jail!
–Myrtle Avenue, Brooklyn
