Preteen thug to friend: Yo, you gotta stop peeing in bottles and leaving them on the sidewalk, man! If you’re gonna pee in it, at least drink it!
–Central Park West & 96th
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Guy in clown costume: Come on, people, take mah pitcha! What I gotta do, piss mah pants?
–7th Ave & 35th St
Overheard by: Eve, who didn’t take pitcha
Teen: I had to pee like that today in class, but didn’t want to leave. So yeah, I like your toilet, too.
–L Train
Overheard by: Katrin
Old black woman on phone: What did I tell you? You can’t trust a man who pisses on his hands.
–Central Park
Overheard by: anime_milkshake
