Wednesday One-Liners Fight for Their Right to Potty

Preteen thug to friend: Yo, you gotta stop peeing in bottles and leaving them on the sidewalk, man! If you're gonna pee in it, at least drink it!

–Central Park West & 96th

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Guy in clown costume: Come on, people, take mah pitcha! What I gotta do, piss mah pants?

–7th Ave & 35th St

Overheard by: Eve, who didn't take pitcha

Teen: I had to pee like that today in class, but didn't want to leave. So yeah, I like your toilet, too.

–L Train

Overheard by: Katrin

Old black woman on phone: What did I tell you? You can't trust a man who pisses on his hands.

–Central Park

Overheard by: anime_milkshake