Girl on cell: I work in a spa and I have to wax 8 – 10 vaginas a day, but it’s okay, cause I make a lot of tips.
–Grand Central
Overheard by: Silvia
Suit to another: Makeup on a dozen midgets? That’s gonna run a thousand dollars.
–Broadway & 205th St
Overheard by: Laurie
College girl to friend: I’m sorry, blue mascara? Are you a harlot or are you just incurably low class?
–2 Train
Mom to young daughter: You’re not even my child. You don’t like getting your nails done.
–My Most Favorite Food, W 72nd St
