Wednesday One‐Liners For All the Beautiful People

Girl on cell: I work in a spa and I have to wax 8 – 10 vaginas a day, but it’s okay, cause I make a lot of tips.

–Grand Central

Overheard by: Silvia

Suit to another: Makeup on a dozen midgets? That’s gonna run a thousand dollars.

–Broadway & 205th St

Overheard by: Laurie

College girl to friend: I’m sorry, blue mascara? Are you a harlot or are you just incurably low class?

–2 Train

Mom to young daughter: You’re not even my child. You don’t like getting your nails done.

–My Most Favorite Food, W 72nd St