Yankee fan to Latin man in Mets jersey and white woman in Yankees t-shirt and hat: Ya'll are really mixed, huh?
–Yankee Stadium
Overheard by: in a mixed couple myself
Student to another: Everybody says they don't have the money but they're the biggest team west of… uh… the East Coast.
–Fordham Road Station
Unfazed Yankees fan, after listening to Red Sox fan trash-talking the Yankees: Yeah, why don't you just go jump in front of this train?
–Crowded Subway to Yankee Stadium
Conductor, after second 20-minute delay: I'm sorry for your delay. If you need to explain why you're late, all I can do is tell you you were on the 8:55 from Flatbush and to check your carriage number. I repeat, we are not moving because there is a sick passenger at Grand Army Plaza that requires medical attention. (pause) In good news: how 'bout dem Jets?
–2 Train
