Crazy hobo, giving directions to tourist couple: No, this is Washington Square Park, where the lesbians have their headquarters.
–F Train
Guy with emo hair: She increases the frequency of lesbians wherever she goes.
–Midtown Theater
Overheard by: Combobreaker
Guy to friend: I always thought crystal was a lesbian cuz she always talked about sports.
–Stanton & Orchard
Suit on cell: I don't even like lesbians, until one enters my life…
–Uptown A Train
Cougar on cell: This bitch has been in drugs, cooked meth, been a lesbian, been a non-lesbian…
–23rd & Park Ave
Overheard by: snoopy
Professor: Oh yes, I love the gays. In college, I was in the LGBT club. But I am not a lesbian… yet.
–Brooklyn College
