Wednesday One-Liners Met Both Roosevelts

Elderly woman screaming into cell: Hurry up and get here! I am standing here like a whore! Like a whore!

–45th & 8th Ave

Old Jewish woman on cell: And when he took it out, my god! My wig almost came off.

–Madison Ave & 81st St

Overheard by: Elle Arrpee

Elderly woman to husband: You have no idea what's going on around you, except if it's in a tight sweater.

–2nd Ave b/w 75th & 76th

Overheard by: Ariel Hurwitz

Older woman hugging younger crying woman: Someone will take you in. This is a nice residential area. Someone will take you in.

–1st Ave 3rd St