Wednesday One‐Liners Need the Smelling Salts

Girl with big hair: Man, this summer is going to be nuts! I’m going to, like, live in that house! I’m going to pass out in that house!


Overheard by: SuchAmbitiousPlans

20‐something professional guy on phone: Look man, all I know is that I blacked out, so whatever happened to her after that is in no way my fault.

–Hudson & Charles

Female college‐age brat: My roommates tell me they throw up – I never throw up! I pass out before I throw up.

–10th & Ave A

Conductor: Get your tickets out, before you pass out!

–Grand Central Terminal

Overheard by: Nettle