Girl on cell: Wow, you should be concerned if he does that in bed… Maybe you should call the cops. Actually, definitely call the cops.
–Lincoln Center
NYPD policeman inside police van: The park is now closed. If you are looking for recreational narcotics, may we suggest the East Village?
–Washington Square Park
Overheard by: Joe DiCastro
Guy to friend: Donuts freak me out, that's why I'm not a cop!
–46th St & Park Ave
Overheard by: Molly
Macho policeman to petite policewoman partner: So I was like "Yo, dude! You'd make a good cop if you could just shut the fuck up!"
–Johnson & Graham, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Matt
