Pregnant girl: If I knew having a kid would be this hard, I would've started taking it in the ass.
–Bond St
30-something woman: No, Luke, third base is not anal.
–170th St
Overheard by: meg
Angry hobo, after being ignored: Just bein' friendly! They misconstrued friendly for butt sex.
–145th & St. Nicholas
Dad to infant son having rectal temperature taken: Wow, look at him, just sitting there taking it. You really are Greek!
–Pediatric Emergency Room, Brooklyn
Overheard by: laughing parent
