Angry woman on cell: Boy, how you gonna tell me you're missing 30 homeworks?
–Noble & Greenpoint Ave, Brooklyn
Overheard by: brad
Mom to others: So I told him, "why don't you just drop out, since you're using up all my personal time, every time I have to go to the school and sign you out for being suspended."
–A Train
Overheard by: OMG!!!
Five-year-old kid: Mom, I want to retire from school.
–Queensborough Community College Pool
Overheard by: Olivia Byun
Middle-aged woman on phone: She's loving college so far! Her favorite part is being able to go to the bathroom whenever she wants.
–W 11th St & Waverly Place
