20-something metrosexual to another: "Cankles" are calf-ankles and "fankles" are fat ankles. Regardless, you wouldn't want either.
–67th St & Lexington Avenue
Overheard by: E.S.
Girl in hallway: That's the I-look-too-fat-to-wear-anything-else outfit.
–NYU
Overheard by: Alex
Hipster to friend: I'm resting it on my fat roll!
–Upper East Side
Girl on cell: What I don't understand is: dad is 300 pounds overweight, so why the fuck do we need food stamps?
–Chinatown
