Very posh lady with silly hat to very posh lady with too much makeup: So they made this skirt for me, but they made it fit too perfect. I can't even walk up stairs. I feel like a geisha!
–Gramarcy Park
40-something woman to 20-something woman: Honey, if your body is a 6, but your panties are a size 12, never, ever, under any circumstances, wear a tube dress where the band is just hitting below where those horizontal stripes are, jiggling on that ass. The front looks great.
–Uptown A train
200-pound black woman to another: The only time I go commando is when it's 100 degrees out and I'm wearing a skirt.
–Grand Central
Overheard by: Brian Quinn
Ugly girl: If I wore a bathing suit to every single class I promise you I'd pass.
–Hunter College
Large mami in tight stretchy outfit: When I saw the snow this morning I said "dag! I gotta change." but Alicia needs to zip me up. I can't reach the zipper.
–Elevator, Midtown
Overheard by: CH
