Wednesdino One-Liners

Megan: So I was all like "wooo, Megan! Right now, you're high and you're alone. You finally have the chance to sit down and think about cool things like time travel and dinosaurs."

–NYU

Guy to friend: Is it bad that I have a legitimate fear of raptors? Like, I have a real fear of velociraptors.

–FIT Dorm, 31st St & 9th Ave

20-something hipster girl: I like it! People throw away dinosaurs, but they actually, like, existed!

–176th St

Overheard by: emily darwin

Dad to kids: And this room shows what the dinosaurs evolved into… Like horses and deer.

–Museum of Natural History

Overheard by: Ellen