50-something man to friends: Tequila… I don't drink tequila! Last time I drank tequila, I ended up in a gun fight. And I didn't have a gun.
–Bar, Brooklyn Heights
Overheard by: Not Drinking Tequila
Suit to another: Did I tell you the machine-gun story? Last night, while I was at work…
–Houston & Bowery
Overheard by: Gemalina McFly
Man to another: I am glad you came with me so you can be a witness when they try to shoot me.
–Union Square Park
Police officer to another: Is the guy in the coonskin hat authorized to carry a musket on the subway?
–67th St & Park Ave
Overheard by: hngryDavy
Eight-year-old boy, pointing at mannequin: Die, fashion lady! Bang! Bang! Bang!
–Kohl's, Queens
Overheard by: Stako
