Weird– Who Wears Jean Shorts?

Gay undergrad #1: So, they were having loud sex, and I was making a pair of jean shorts out of jeans in the kitchen, in my underwear, rocking out to Michael Jackson.
Gay undergrad #2: You know, to cover the noise.

–7th Ave & Greenwich St.

Overheard by: Honey Badger MA, MPhil, Phd