Skip to content
  • Submit a Quote!
  • Browse
    • Browse by week
    • Browse by month
    • Categories
  • Link & Subscribe
    • Link to us
    • Best of via e-mail
    • Submit a banner
    • Icons
  • About
    • Top Spies
    • Contributors
    • Editors
    • Contact
    • Hatemail
    • Letters from Canadia
    • About
    • Privacy
  • Buy
    • Buy the NY book
    • Buy the Office book
    • Buy the t-shirt

…What Would Jesus Do?

Old woman sitting behind table filled with bibles: Well, the Rapture is happening… but the Paramount is open till eight. So…

–Chelsea

Overheard by: Savannah

  • Posted on August 1, 2015
PrevPrevious“My Coke Dealer Says” Wouldn’t Have Had the Same Ring
Next…and you’re the next douchebagNext
© 2026 OverheardinNewYork.com
  • Ketubahs & Gay Ketubahs
  • Privacy Policy, Terms & Conditions
  • Resources
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist