When It Comes to Marketing, Sometimes You Just Have to Resort to Bush-League Tactics.

Dude #1: Free mustaches! Watch the Cleveland show! Free mustaches! Watch the Cleveland show!
(after a few takers, traffic slows down.
Dude #2: Free moustaches!
Dude #1: Man, this is getting slow… Free merkins! Get your free merkins!

–5th Ave & E 69th St

Overheard by: Kieran