When Outsourcing Gets Out Of Control.

Very drunk, super-hot blonde, on phone: Like, I don't know… It's this weird thing my boyfriend keeps saying. I don't get it… Wait, let me ask this guy right here… (to 20-something man standing next to her) Would you fuck me with someone else's dick?
Man: What's wrong with my own?
Very drunk, super-hot blonde: Yeah, I know, right!?

–Union Square