Attractive 30-something girl with male coworker: Next time you try to come home with me, you might want to tell me I look like I'm 25, not that I'm past my prime.
–2nd & 52nd
Overheard by: Mara
Tough girl: She's 20 fuckin' years old, and she has to be home at 9:30 every night. I didn't have to be home at 9:30 when I was seven.
–81st & Broadway
Overheard by: Harriet Vane
Lady with blonde wig and gold teeth to father and daughter asking for directions: Oh, nuh-uh, don't listen to that hoe's directions. She's a prostitute and was following those construction workers somewheres. She not know where she be going! This train will take you to JFK. But, see, I'm going home to my daughter. She just started her period and needs her mommy. Oooh, my baby's growing up! Is your baby twelve yet?
–A Train
Overheard by: Jennie
Suit on cell: Forward? She's 32 and single. There's no such thing as forward.
–29th St & Broadway