Guy #1: Dude, that’s my favorite place to get pizza when I’m drunk.
Guy #2: Really? Is it good?
Guy #1: I don’t know, I’ve never had it when I was sober. For all I know they could have taken a shit on it and threw it in the oven, and I would still think its good.
Guy #2: Haha, mmm, spicy.
Guy #1: Exactly!
–Union Square
Overheard by: Ashley
