Why You Guys Always Gotta Ride Me?

(NYU hip kid in $2,000 bike grabs the seatpost of passing messenger's bike, attempting to get a hand accelerating)
Messenger: What the fuck are you doing?
NYU hip kid: Tough city man, we gotta stick together!
Messenger: We? (laughs)

–MacDougal & W4th

Overheard by: Nick