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You Always Said You Wanted a Hit Song.

Guy #1, listening to music: You can stand under my umbrella… Ella… Ella… A… A…
Guy #2: Hey look, its Chris Brown! (smacks guy #1)

–Chinatown

  • Posted on May 21, 2019
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