Girl #1: So Lauren had this little marshmallow dog, and we were playing charades, right, waiting for Becky’s play? One of my friends put his plate down ’cause it was his turn and we hear, like, this fft‐fft noise and we see the fucking dog take off with the plate that was bigger than her, just dragging it on the ground.
Girl #2: That is so cute!
Girl #1: Oh, Jenny, the guy whose turn it was was the guy who got married in the mall and just had a baby, that video I showed you. Becky’s ex. Got married in the mall.
Girl #2: Wow.
Girl #3: White people…