Man on phone: If I took off my pants and a duck flew out still no one would give a fuck about me.
–W 4th & Mercer
Overheard by: Emlay
Girl on cell: Mom! You don’t need pants to get a job!
–72nd & Columbus
Woman on cell: So she’s standing in the lobby of the Ritz‐Carlton without any pants on!
White girl: I realized I was the only white person there so I put my pants on and left.
–83rd & 2nd