Your Wednesday One‐Liners Are Sagging

Man on phone: If I took off my pants and a duck flew out still no one would give a fuck about me.

–W 4th & Mercer

Overheard by: Emlay

Girl on cell: Mom! You don’t need pants to get a job!

–72nd & Columbus

Woman on cell: So she’s standing in the lobby of the Ritz‐Carlton without any pants on!

–8th Ave

White girl: I realized I was the only white person there so I put my pants on and left.

–83rd & 2nd