A Straight Guy’s Worst Nightmare Is Wednesday One‐Liners

Man to woman: Remember, when we first met our menstrual cycles were almost the same.

–Myrtle Ave, Brooklyn

Burly man into cell: I know I’m a princess. You don’t have to tell me that… It’s nice of you to say so, anyway.

–Pratt Institute

Overheard by: LesbianUnicorn

20‐something guy to friend: Hey, how old were you when you learned that girls don’t have penises?

–1 Train

Overheard by: Derek

Gothy teen: Have you ever noticed that the most attractive Japanese women turn out to be men?

–Uptown A Train

Guy with lots of makeup on: Seriously, if you want to date me, put some eyeliner on.