Man to woman: Remember, when we first met our menstrual cycles were almost the same.
–Myrtle Ave, Brooklyn
Burly man into cell: I know I'm a princess. You don't have to tell me that… It's nice of you to say so, anyway.
–Pratt Institute
Overheard by: LesbianUnicorn
20-something guy to friend: Hey, how old were you when you learned that girls don't have penises?
–1 Train
Overheard by: Derek
Gothy teen: Have you ever noticed that the most attractive Japanese women turn out to be men?
–Uptown A Train
Guy with lots of makeup on: Seriously, if you want to date me, put some eyeliner on.
–Williamsburg
