When Horror Movies Become RomComs

Woman in cinema during exorcism scene, after being splashed with soda: Baby!
Man: I’m sorry… It was an accident.
Woman: I’m all wet, baby!
Man: I know…
Woman: Baby! I’m all wet…
Man: I heard you the first time.
Woman: My skirt is dripping wet, baby. Go get a towel.
Man: Can you just wait till after this?
Woman: But… I’m all wet, baby.

–AMC Loews, 3rd Ave

Overheard by: Michael Bastianelli