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“…No! Not that! Anything but that!”

Toddler boy: I don’t need to go anymore.
Dad: I just waited in line for ten minutes. You better fart or something.

–Public bathroom, Coney Island

Overheard by: Ronnie Saha

  • Posted on June 10, 2019
  • Anger Management, Brooklyn, Parents, Poop, Should've Used a Condom, Stall Spies, Tourist Attractions
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