Dog: Um, I'll Just Stay Here, Thanks

Hispanic dude, about large Pitbull: Yo, this nigga is the one! I'ma take this nigga home with me!
Girlfriend, about adjacent dog: I like this one!
Hispanic dude: Bitch, fuck you! I'ma take the dog and leave you here! Put you in the dog cage, take this nigga home!

–Animal Care and Control, Adoptable Dog Ward

Overheard by: Vicksburg