Girl #1: Awww… I knew I smelled you!
Girl #2: (laughs hysterically)
Bennington College
Bennington, Vermont
Girl #1: Awww… I knew I smelled you!
Girl #2: (laughs hysterically)
Bennington College
Bennington, Vermont
Professor: Flaccid. That's such a great word. Flaccid.
USC
Australia
Teen to friend: He's always making fun of the holocaust.
Cincinnati, Ohio
Flamboyant gay dude: I'm trying to get in touch with my inner prostitute.
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: not buying
Girl walking through campus: And that's why you can't put a cat in the microwave.
Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Sheepish-looking PhD student coming out of washroom: Oh yes! I wasn't taking a shower with a glass of chardonnay! By “wasn't” I mean “was”, by “taking a shower” I mean “taking a dump”, and by “glass” I mean “bottle”. (long pause, looking down the hall) I was taking a dump with a bottle of chardonnay!
University of Northern Norway
Norway
Old lady to son: People are like teabags. You know?
Wyoming
College dude: I'd totally fuck her bottom half… and I'd just chomp off her top half.
San Jose, California
Overheard by: Skye
20-something woman to another: I need to show you to my dog sometime.
Iithaca, New York
Drummer: Well, that wasn't my first time being on fire but it was my favorite time being on fire.
Los Angeles, California