White girl: That’s terrible! The only thing I want my kids to be that I’m not is half-black.
–Columbia University
White girl: That’s terrible! The only thing I want my kids to be that I’m not is half-black.
–Columbia University
Girl #1: Are you stinking up the room?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: God, I haven’t eaten in like three days. I would love to take a shit right now.
–Flatiron Lounge ladies’ room, W. 19th Street
Overheard by: Babs Monroe
Girl #1: I so passed out last night. As soon as my head hit the pillow I was out like a truck.
Girl #2: …A what?
–Inwood
Overheard by: Elizabeth
Girl #1: The next stop is ours.
Girl #2: How are we going to get out? Are we allowed to push people?
–6 train
Girl #1: SoHo? Are we in SoHo now?
Girl #2: Technically SoHo is on that side of the street.
–Mott & Houston
Chick #1: Yeah, I’m really getting sick of our teacher. I mean, and maybe I shouldn’t say this, but I don’t care that she was raped by her
father as a child.
Chick #2: I know, that’s really none of our business. I don’t need to know that.
–168th Street station
Overheard by: bouch
Queer: I think I am going to go running.
Girl: Did you masturbate today? You seem very antsy.
–1st Avenute & 10th Street
Overheard by: Abby Nydam
Girl #1: What do you mean? What are pajama bottoms?
Girl #2: You know, like those cotton pants you buy at Old Navy.
Girl #1: I don’t know what you’re talking about but I have 3 pair.
–University & 12th
Girl: So, Britney Spears said that her mother told her that, like, childbirth is like the most excruciating pain ever.
Guy: Well, look what she ended up with. If my child was a slutbag whore, I’d be in pain too.
–Hudson & Vandam
Chick: So, when exactly are you downloading?
Preggers: Oh, the doctor says in about 3 weeks.
–70th & Columbus
