Old lady: I’m telling you: she’s allergic to snow!
–28th & Park
Overheard by: Eliot Glazer
Old lady: I’m telling you: she’s allergic to snow!
–28th & Park
Overheard by: Eliot Glazer
Hobo: Man invented the condom so that the woman would stop trying to steal his DNA.
–F train
Overheard by: Caroline Duncan
Tween boy: They all kind of look like hipsters.
–Columbia University
Overheard by: ben wg
Teen girl: I wouldn’t call me bi but more curious. Nut when I was fooling around with her I thought to myself, “I’d definitely do this again.”
–1 train
Overheard by: Mike Smith
Girl on cell: What, did she say she thought I was going to hit her or something?…There was a customer there!
–Broadway & 70th
Overheard by: Vanessa Robinson
Girl on cell: I’m settling for you only because you are tolerating me.
–Penn Station
Waiter: There is no indefinite standing allowed in the garden.
–Luca Lounge, Avenue B
Overheard by: Anna
Girl: The smell was so bad, it’s like it wasn’t even a smell!
–92nd Street Y
Overheard by: Tony Daussat
Woman: It might smell in here, and if it smells we are leaving.
–7th & A
Overheard by: Danielle
Girl #1: Ew! It smells like period!
Girl #2: That’s so gross! Stop saying that!
–Bowery & 3rd
Bicyclist guy #1: Oh god, yo dude let’s get the fuck out of here. It stanks, New York City smells.
Bicyclist guy #2: Yo man, I told you America stinks. You should move to Jamaica.
–58th & 8th
Guy on cell: I don’t want your money, just the rights to your son.
–44th & 5th
Overheard by: Anonymous
Hipster guy: If I take off my pants and there’s blood on my cock, it’ll totally be your fault.
–13th & B
Overheard by: WillieBee
