Guy on cell: I don’t want your money, just the rights to your son.
–44th & 5th
Overheard by: Anonymous
Guy on cell: I don’t want your money, just the rights to your son.
–44th & 5th
Overheard by: Anonymous
Woman on cell: Oh my god. Screw you. I’m going to screw you with a screwdriver.
–Central Park
Guy on cell: Yeah I know her, my sister went out with her when she was still a man.
–Washington Square Park
Overheard by: Barry Divola
Girl on cell: Oh my god, I’m the embodiment of crack right now. I’m still drunk from last night. And wow, I just got a bad look from two Mexicans and we know that never happens. Oh my god, another bad Mexican look. What the fuck is happening? Oh my god, a cat…Shut up, oh my god, the world is conspiring against me. As soon as I said “cat” a kid came around the corner. What’s next, a demon? Cats, kids, demons.
–12th & A
Hippie guy on cell: Nathan, I don’t care how drunk you were, if you’re giving a blowjob, you know you’re giving a blowjob.
–Park Slope
Overheard by: Mr. Donutsu
Woman on pay phone: They can’t arrest him because he didn’t even expose himself.
–Worth & Centre
Overheard by: Daniel Krieger
Yuppie guy on cell: I have to master these machines. You ever use the ones where you put the detergent in the top before?
–79th between Columbus & Broadway
Suit on cell: Hello Dick, this is Woody.
–Four Seasons, E. 57th Street
Woman on cell: Little did I know you can’t keep charging if you never pay the bill.
–Union Square West
Overheard by: Maggie and David
Guy on cell: Yeah, I’m wearing ahhh…a football jersey and Speedos.
–Houston & Allen
Overheard by: M!J
