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Flash: Wednesday One-liners

Woman on pay phone: They can’t arrest him because he didn’t even expose himself.

–Worth & Centre

Overheard by: Daniel Krieger

  • Posted on October 5, 2005
  • Chinatown, Crime and Punishment, Nudity, On Cell, One-liners
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