Girl: You’ve been going out with him for two months and only now did you realize he has one testicle.
–Spring & West Broadway
Girl: You’ve been going out with him for two months and only now did you realize he has one testicle.
–Spring & West Broadway
Woman on pay phone: They can’t arrest him because he didn’t even expose himself.
–Worth & Centre
Overheard by: Daniel Krieger
AMNew York Guy: Free Spanish newspaper! Assimilation doesn’t mean you have to give up your heritage!
–Park Slope
White girl: That’s terrible! The only thing I want my kids to be that I’m not is half-black.
–Columbia University
Woman: So, yesterday I think I ate dog food again.
–Elevator, 90th & Colombus
Overheard by: Louise XIV
Girl: Shit yo, this campaign is like being skullfucked by a Lego man.
–49th & 7th
Tween boy: I’m gonna fight you, Steve…I’m gonna trash yo’ face, son…you gonna have to go to Jonathan Zizmor, son.
–6 train
Hobo: Come on down, you’re the next contestant on Spare Some Change!…Ooh, that went over well.
–University & 9th
Overheard by: Renee
Lady: Can I get a large chicken noodle soup? Without the chicken.
–Six Happiness, 2nd Avenue
Overheard by: nisey
Drunk girl: Now that I’ve peed, I don’t really feel hungry anymore.
–Spring & Lafayette
