Girl: Shit yo, this campaign is like being skullfucked by a Lego man.
–49th & 7th
Girl: Shit yo, this campaign is like being skullfucked by a Lego man.
–49th & 7th
Tween boy: I’m gonna fight you, Steve…I’m gonna trash yo’ face, son…you gonna have to go to Jonathan Zizmor, son.
–6 train
Hobo: Come on down, you’re the next contestant on Spare Some Change!…Ooh, that went over well.
–University & 9th
Overheard by: Renee
Lady: Can I get a large chicken noodle soup? Without the chicken.
–Six Happiness, 2nd Avenue
Overheard by: nisey
Drunk girl: Now that I’ve peed, I don’t really feel hungry anymore.
–Spring & Lafayette
Girl: …So I asked him, “Do you speak German?” and he was like, “The only German I speak is: men to the left, women and children to the
right.” And I said, “Dude, you’ve been watching too much Schindler’s List!”
–13th Street between 6th & 7th
Overheard by: Joe Quint
Crazy guy: Ma’am, say, who’s your favorite James Bond? Hello? Is anyone listening to me? I said, who is your favorite James Bond? Oh fuck this! I’ll just mark it down as another George Lazenby. Fuck.
–Port Authority
Girl: Well, one of my relatives on my grandmother’s side was one of Blackbeard’s First Mates…So, I have some pirate in me.
–56th & Park
Chick: If you don’t want to look like a lesbian at the party, make sure you stay a little drunk the whole time.
–57th & 5th
Overheard by: Annie
Suit on cell: Hello Dick, this is Woody.
–Four Seasons, E. 57th Street
