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Wednesday One-liners Keep It Crunk
Drunk girl: Now that I’ve peed, I don’t really feel hungry anymore.
–Spring & Lafayette
Posted on
March 30, 2026
Chinatown
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Drinking & Drunk People
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Drunks
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One-liners
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Pee
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