Hipster on cell: So, are you gonna pee on the subway or hold it?
Future subway peeer: (inaudible response)
Hipster on cell: Yeah, dude, I do it all the time. Just do your thing in the corner, open the side door, an’ let it slosh out when you’re movin’ between stations. Dude, even women do it. Totally a‑okay!
–67th St & Columbus
Overheard by: kjirsten johnson