Wednesday One-liners Must Seek Therapy

Girl: Yeah, you’re right. Laughing by yourself just makes you look demented.

–Office, Wall Street

Woman: He doesn’t like people who are deep, and sometimes I’m so deep that I can’t even understand myself. *Sigh*

–American Bible Society lobby, Columbus Circle

Girl: I think Spawn is going through an identity crisis.

–W train

Chick: The problem with a long-distance relationship is that so much of it occurs in the mind. And my mind is insane.

–Belgian Beer Bar, W. 4th Street

Overheard by: djlindee