Wednesday One-liners Dentata

Girl on cell: Hey, how are you? My vagina is sore.

–34th & 3rd

HS boy: Hey, you guys are a bunch of pussies. Do you realize you’re running from a handicapped lady? I mean, I could see if she came at you with a cane or something.

–106th & Broadway

Overheard by: Kyle T.

Man on cell: I can’t wait for the naked pussy party.

–Employees Only, Hudson Street

Overheard by: Max T-M

Cop: She ovulates tumbleweeds.

–Ludlow & Delancey

Overheard by: Erin Bradley

Girl on cell: Yeah, I think it’s a yeast infection…yeah…itching. It’s been like a week, though…I’m not going to a gynecologist…I had a bad experience once. I don’t know how much longer I can take it, though.

–6th Avenue & 8th Street

Bag lady: My name is Madge. I am homeless, completely broke. I haven’t eaten in days. I have my period and I am bleeding my clothes now.

–6 train