Girl on cell: Hey, how are you? My vagina is sore.
–34th & 3rd
HS boy: Hey, you guys are a bunch of pussies. Do you realize you’re running from a handicapped lady? I mean, I could see if she came at you with a cane or something.
–106th & Broadway
Overheard by: Kyle T.
Man on cell: I can’t wait for the naked pussy party.
–Employees Only, Hudson Street
Overheard by: Max T-M
Cop: She ovulates tumbleweeds.
–Ludlow & Delancey
Overheard by: Erin Bradley
Girl on cell: Yeah, I think it’s a yeast infection…yeah…itching. It’s been like a week, though…I’m not going to a gynecologist…I had a bad experience once. I don’t know how much longer I can take it, though.
–6th Avenue & 8th Street
Bag lady: My name is Madge. I am homeless, completely broke. I haven’t eaten in days. I have my period and I am bleeding my clothes now.
–6 train
