Prim lady: Even whips and chains can’t keep boy problems from being typical.
Overheard by: Ladle
College student to friends: One time I just want to be caught in a sexually compromising situation with nothing but my bubble wand blower.
–27th & 7th
Overheard by: LFB
Queer on cell: When you handcuffed me, ohhh yes… No, I don’t think there’s a railing I could use right now. No… I’m not taking them out of my bag! Ugh, fiiine… Be there in five minutes… You’re baaad! [Runs off giggling.]
Little girl, to mother: Get off the train! I want to get off! Move away! Move away! Bad girl!
Overheard by: EthanK
Chick on cell: Your hook‐up buddies would be the type to stow you in a closet.
Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy
Nerdy chick: Cognitive dissonance is not my kink.
–Kinoko Sushi, W 72nd & Broadway
Overheard by: Rose Fox