Girl #1: Coke. Has to be. You don’t lose weight that fast any other way.
Girl #2: I do that sometimes. You know, just to jump start the weight loss.
–Crunch, Lafayette Street
Girl on cell: Holy shit Daddy, I need to get some coke again, I can’t fit into a size 2 anymore!
–Gap dressing room, 34th & 6th
Overheard by: divaliscious
Queer #1: Her tattoo is, like, a mushroom. Like a magic mushroom. On her lower back, like on her ass. But she is thick, man, she has like, spare tires. I mean, I have love handles, but she has spare tires!
Queer #2: Yeah…
Queer #1: It’s like, when she and her friend say they are having a fat day, I just wanna be like, “Girl! You are having a fat week! Or a fat year!” I mean, she is thick!
Queer #2: Yeah…
Queer #1: But really, sometimes I just wanna be like, “Jenna, you do so much coke, how are you still so fat?”
–N train
Overheard by: queenie
